dellrey:

The crazy days, city lights. The way you’d play with me like a child.

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catdad:

foxxycleopatra:

"Call 1-800-steemer. Stanley Steemer gets carpets cleaner!"

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Fuck.


juilan:

A Paula Deen Thanksgiving show was on and I swear it sounded like a weird porno.

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bangbitch:

when you see a bitch who don’t like you..

bangbitch:

when you see a bitch who don’t like you..

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